online nicknames

Online screen names for my online buddies! If you're stuck for a screen name then try one of these! Let all your friends know when you're online!

silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was the suspect.

When they discover the centre of the universe, some people will be very disappointed when they find out its not them.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

I ran into my ex the other day, put it in reverse and hit him again.

Did you know 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions?

A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand!

Shit doesn't just happen, arseholes cause it!

I hope life isn't one big joke because I don't get it!

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