funny screen names

These nicknames could not be anymore funnier! Each time I read them I find myself wetting myself! Maybe you will too if you're lucky!

I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D

Welcome to our OOL...notice there is no P in it!!!!!!

a wise monkey nevers monkeys with a monkeys monkey

whay happen first the chicken or the egg??

What you love is a sign from your higher self of what you are to do!

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Stormy seas grow calm when the wind stops blowing.

Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

Eat the dish of revenge cold instead of hot!

Life's a bitch. Be its pimp!

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